I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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