No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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