It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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