do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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