We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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