That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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