But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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