I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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