I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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