god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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