I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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