walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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