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  got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"

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• I'm guessing there was one that combined those two?\n"I can be there in 10 minutes fucking you, asshole!"

  Submitted by CsM on Apr 21, 10 at 5:15pm

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• do you mean, "I can fuck ur asshole in 10 minutes?"

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Apr 21, 10 at 4:52pm

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• Lol Tucker max is a champ don't be hatin

  Submitted by geordan on Apr 21, 10 at 4:57pm

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• Weird I had the same wake up lol

  Submitted by zeeroburn on Apr 21, 10 at 7:17pm

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• Gftugtfyhujgdghgvhjhcg

  Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 4:11pm

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• Haha I've been there!

  Submitted by ThePussyMonsta on Apr 21, 10 at 9:10pm

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• This text equals best night ever!

  Submitted by sexyme on Apr 22, 10 at 5:24pm

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• This isn't the whole thing... It said, "I texted 'I wanna suck your tits' to every female in my phone. Oops."

  Submitted by murdertherain on Apr 21, 10 at 10:42pm

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• it happens

  Submitted by dizancer on Apr 21, 10 at 6:08pm

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• Is this Tucker Max? What a fucking waste of skin.

  Submitted by heyoh on Apr 21, 10 at 4:12pm

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• Haha sounds like s sigma chi frm bama

  Submitted by olemissballa on Apr 22, 10 at 2:18am

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• Firrst!!

  Submitted by wonton1188 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:08pm

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• join the club

  Submitted by makeitglow on Apr 21, 10 at 4:38pm

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