Nicole vs. Life
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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