brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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