this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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