Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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