A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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