is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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