HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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