How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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