Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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