You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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