no, he came in my armpit
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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