when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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