Your tits are I can't wait for
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Shame - the story of my life.
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