turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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