Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm just crazy horny about you
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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