Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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