Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
