what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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