That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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