He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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