forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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