this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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