508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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