Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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