we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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