Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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