butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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