I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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