how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
The air was thick with penises
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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