i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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