what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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