while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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