it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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