Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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