I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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