good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
