Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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