Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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