i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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