During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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