So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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