also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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