Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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