How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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